Metal Mummy

I like this very much. I like knowing that my constant word vomit makes people smile. It makes me smile reading some of this crap back to myself, so I’m chuffed it makes other people giggle too. Even if it’s AT things I do, rather than laughing WITH me. I don’t mind.

The luvverly Carole over at Carole Finds Her Wings (who wrote a fabulous short horror story today, check it out here) decided to add my poo and crotch-less Spanx filled blog to her list of ones that make her smile. And I’m chuffed as a skunk. I don’t know where that saying came from by the way – how chuffed would a skunk be? Smelly little creatures.

Anyway, I digress. As part of the award-y thing, I’ve got to tag 5 blogs that make me smile. I think I can do that, considering the amount of stuff I read on a daily basis.

> This 30s Life – This woman is crazy insane. I like her for this very reason. Another reason why she makes me smile is because she’s Australian. Just thinking of that beautiful country makes me smile. So therefore, so does this fantabulous woman.

> MissLexyWoo – I’ve only recently stumbled on this blog, and I think I actually love her (Not in a I’m going to stalk you way, so don’t worry). She’s completely random and makes me laugh so much. And I can completely relate to the weeing a little when she sneezes. Except I fart too. I evidently can’t control any of my lower regions. I’ll blame the pelvic floors*

*I may blame the pelvic floors, but it happened before I had a child.

> Kate Takes 5 – She continuously makes me giggle with her posts, and her weekly Listography has some fabulous entries. I also have to smile at her allowing me to take control of the Listography this week (honestly, she must have been mad). I was nervous, but it’s definitely made me smile at the success of it. Thanks hun x

> Ooh Baby, All Things Cuteable – Purely for the word “boak” – fabulous word that I haven’t heard before, and I love it. Makes me smile. Awesome.

> Ghostwriter Mummy – Fabulous blog, fabulous person. And she got to sit in Grottbags’ cauldron – I mean, that’s just amazing!

There you have it. A shiny award for you all because you make me smile and laugh like a complete tit.