Metal Mummy

Any “swearers” will know how hard it is to curb your mouth 100% of the time. I know I struggle. Most of the time, I bite my tongue, but sometimes, words just fall out like a steady stream of sick. … Continue reading →

Freyja: Where’s Daddy gone? Me: He’s gone to work sweetheart Freyja: Gone to work? Me: Yep, he’ll be back later. Freyja: He gone to get my pennies? And mine… ___________________________________________________ Me: Are you eating your breakfast Freyja? Freyja: Yes. I’m … Continue reading →

Freyja-ism of the day… I love mummy. I love daddy. I love Kali. I love Leila. I love Pete. I love Gracie… I love nanna. I love granny. I love grandad… I love Shrek. I love Donkey. I love peoples… … Continue reading →

I am going to aim to record some of Freyja’s freyja-isms, because honestly? They are bloody hilarious. They get funnier every day. Seriously. (whilst putting the washing away) Freyja: You are a very naughty girl. A very important naughty girl. … Continue reading →

This year, I decided to do something different. Last year, Freyja had a chocolate advent calendar – she loved it as she’s a sucker for chocolate (as am I), but this year I thought I’d try something new as an … Continue reading →