Metal Mummy

New Post: Bugger OFF! - Any "swearers" will know how hard it is to curb your mouth 100% of the time. I know I strugg... http://t.co/7tOiHd3p

2 days ago - Follow @MetalMummy84 on Twitter


2

Stale Bread: The Handy Snack


Posted in General (Tags: , , )

I make my daughter all manner of scrumptious things for breakfast, lunch, dinner and often inbetween. What’s she choose to eat instead? A piece of stale toast that she left over from this morning. Naughty bad mummy for not clearing … Continue reading


3

Cheesy Windows


Posted in General (Tags: , , , )

Why does my beautiful daughter see it fit to draw all over my patio door with Philadelphia cheese? After just having them cleaned? Why does the same beautiful daughter then see fit to dig her fingers into my make up … Continue reading