Metal Mummy

I like this very much. I like knowing that my constant word vomit makes people smile. It makes me smile reading some of this crap back to myself, so I’m chuffed it makes other people giggle too. Even if it’s … Continue reading →

Freyja goes through stages of loving various things, and shows her love of whatever it may be, by squeaking. Previous adorations have been the living room door, mobile phones and remote controls. Her latest fad? The Churchill dog off the … Continue reading →